Blog Date 20091116.1255

N: I guess it is not manly to admit to being afraid of things.

S: Yeah, or maybe his balls are so big they cut off his airways and that's why he doesn't talk about it.

Blog Date 20090923.1153

M: I was trying to prepare her for the surgery not having the optimal result, but her family wouldn't have it.

S: So basically they were giving her Fruit Loops and you were trying to give her Frosted Cheerios?

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S: I've seen squirrels who make better decisions on the road than you!

Blog Date 20090922.1633

M: I don't think that chocolate cake is in your diet S...

S: Oh no no, it's fine. I'm so angry that my blood is boiling. The calories will get burned off in no time!

Blog Date 20090921.1055

R: You need to grow a pair of balls!

S: You know, you're right. I've rented on occasion, but it's high time I found a pair I like enough keep around and give nicknames to.

Blog Date 20090918.1117

E: It's not my fault you fell! You just started sliding off.

S: Not your fault?! You practically gift wrapped me with a pretty bow for Gravity. You even wrote a note. Dear Gravity, I've got another one for you. Play nice. Love E

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S: Dear God, I look like a whale in a wet suit!

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S: I have enough undergarments on that suck me in you should call me Hoover.